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Thursday, 13 October 2005

  • I'm sick to death of Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together"... Bitch get over it!!! I play this song a trillion times a night! I'm s'posed to be answering the radio station lines right now but fuck it! I LUUUV asking people to call and then just watch the phone light up without answering... HAHAHAHAHHEEEHHEEEEEE, *evil sadistic laff'    Plus I'm giving away sum' bullshit tonight anyway! Some fucking Mountain Dew coupons??! I'd be mad as fuck if I won some soft drink coupons!!! Oh well... The new Nelly is the shit and I don't even like Nelly. It's called "Grillz", git' that shit! I can just hear the girls whispering in my ear now... "Smile for me Daddy!" I just read some xanga entry where this girl went out with a guy one time and he bought her a ipod nano!!! She felt bad cuz' she didn't want to give the wrong impression by keeping it, (she didn't really like the guy!), Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! I wish someone would buy me an ipod nano. I've been dreaming about that thing! But gifts wtih an ulterior motive behind them are never a good thing to accept! At least in my humble opinion... The holidays are right around the corner. My favorite time of the year!!! But I guess the past few years if seems as if Halloween and Thanksgiving get fucked over, quick! It's not even the end of October and I've already seen a "black" Santa Claus!! Daaaamn! Them muh-fucca's are out super-early! Ridiculous! Fuck it, lets go straight to Christmas! Even though I'm like the super holiday person it seems kind of fucked up this year. A fucking war going on, Hurricanes and earthquakes fucking shit up... how many people are really full of cheer after dealing with that type of shit all the time?! My ex is back... sort of. sigh!  We'll see how this goes...again! For some reason I'm not happy about it though. Can't quite put my finger on my emotions right now. You just know when someone isn't the person for you though. That's kind of how I feel. She wasn't the best girlfriend in the world in the first place. I want an unconditional love and I don't think she is capable of it. It always seems like she comes to me when she is not doing so good and needs help with something.... Oh well, I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it. It is what it is... Just pray that I end up with someone like myself one of these days, a complete retard that just loves to laugh and wants to lead a simple life! :) See yah later everybody!

Saturday, 24 September 2005

  • Today is so boring. I'm sittin' here at work waiting for a lil piece of Hurricane Rita to land on us and she hasn't shown up yet... but she's coming because the sky is getiing dark and the wind is blowin' like crazy. I wish it would hurry up. I'm broke and have no plans on doing anything this evening other than going home and going to bed. I could do something I guess but I'll just hang and wait for the rain... sigh!

Wednesday, 21 September 2005

  • Arrrgh... damn Cowboys lost. Ooh, heavens to betsy!!! I went to the game on MNF for the halftime "Ring Of Honor" festivities. The "triplets", Troy, Emmitt and Micheal. Nuff said'... Here is something from the Dallas Morning News that explains my sentiments perfectly and why I love my team and these guys. Read and enjoy:

    Back in the day" has declined into a trite set-up phrase, overused by people lacking the vocabulary to say, "You know, like, before now"

         Well, kids back in the day, football fans had the special priviledge of watching three superb talents, Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin and Emmitt Smith - grow together into champions. "The Triplets" formed the heart and soul of Dallas Cowboys teams that won three Super Bowl titles in four seasons.

         This was waaaay back in the day, before the Internet dominated our lives and everyone and his sister were experts in all things NFL because they owned their own fantasy teams.

         The Triplets were from an NFL whose dominant franchises were identified by the players inside the jerseys, more than the uniforms themselves. Players were less the interchangable parts they are today, shifted around by "salary-cap concerns" or shifting themselves through free agency or forced trades.

         Mr. Aikman, Mr. Irvin and Mr. Smith had plenty of help - a strong group of driven, veteran players around them and, for a time, a topflight coach - as they led the Cowboys to that special Team of the Decade status for the 1990s, following the Green Bay Packers of the '60s, Pittsburgh Steelers of the '70s and San Francisco 49ers of the '80s.

         Each franchise had an identifiable core around which pieces were added to form a dominant whole. And you knew the names and bios of their stars.

         Today? The New England Patriots could well be the team of the decade, but beyond Tom Brady, can you name them? Yes the Indianapolis Colts have Peyton Manning, Edgerrin James and Marvin Harrison; call us back when they win something.

         It's fitting that Mr. Aikman, Mr. Irvin and Mr. Smith entered the Ring of Honor together last night. Their special union was the last we'll see.

     

    How bout' dem' Cowboys?! :) Well I'm sure I would have enjoyed Dallas more if the bartendresses or whatever you call them didn't all look like Hulk Hogan in the face! Quick points about Dallas, the city not the Cowboys... The hispanics rule that bitch! It was almost like "Taco Bell you better not bring your fake ass around here, we have the reaaaal shit!" I saw guys at a taco stand at like 8am in the morning! I turned the car around and got in line too! I love tacos! :) Even fu*king Burger King was selling tacos... wtf! And Dallas also must be King of the strip clubs and 7-11's cuz' that's basically all i saw. Special shout out to 7-11 man! I sweet talked some girl working there into selling me the whole Dallas Morning News Cowboys medallion collection in one day. That's a special their paper has going on until October of collecting medallions of Cowboys legends. anyways, she was a cutie too. dont you hate that... you see a beautiful girl that you know you will never see again in life so you just soak up the moment?! I started having all these fantasies of all of sudden of us having a family and watching Cowboys games together all while standing there at the counter. Yikes, crazy huh? I tailgated at some Cowboys bar across from Texas stadium. We truly must be "America's team" cuz' in that bar, over the span of like, three minutes I met a guy from England that had come for the game, Cowboys fans that had driven all the way from D.C. and a guy that does nothing but follow the team around in a 1.6 million dollar RV!!! (Great God that was a super bus!) I swear I need to check into AA. In thirty minutes before the game this is what my drink list totaled: three Jack and cokes, two Tecate beers, a margarita and two guiness stout pints. Needless to say I wobbled like a madman into the stadium. Now I can hold my liquor like a champion but it was just soo damn steamy inside the stadium I was sweating like five fat ladies in the back of a mini-cooper! I proceeded to fall in love with more young babes in the stadium all wearing cowboys jerseys and growing louder and louder by the minute. "Marry me, we can watch cowboy games together and i can watch you just walk around the house in nothing but that jersey!" I was gettin' on my own nerves but by then, the party was in full swing. Hee, hee... I stayed in a pretty nice hotel. After the game the lobby was so full of hot toddies I couln't take it anymore. I was drained. My high had been brought down by the fact that we lost in such dramatic fashion. I just ordered Dominoes and went to bed... No wild party at Bill Parcells house, no late night visits with Michael Irvin to the coke house, nothing... No parties with Troy... just went to bed and can only hope that the next time I go to see them play they can win one for the Gipper! Peace...

Tuesday, 13 September 2005

  • NFL opening season games were just played, thank you JESUS!!! Once again hope springs eternal for all fans. Here are just a few  "pimp report observations" about what I observed this first week:

    The Detroit Lions jerseys looked ridiculous! Was it me or were those the old Carolina Panthers jerseys they were wearing?

    My fav team and GOD'S too, THE ALMIGHTY DALLAS COWBOYS, won in dramatic fashion over last years AFC West champion Chargers!! (even though i am a bit nervous about Drew Bledsoe wearing #11 for some reason) By the way... look for us to kick ass all year long. I really mean that.

    Green Bay needs to pack their shit up and look forward to next season already. Brett Favre is showing more gray on the side of his head than an 80yr. old with her legs wide open! He's gonna retire for sure after this season, I'll bet my entire "Tight" magazine collection on it.

    Mike Martz, the coach in St. Louis needs his ass whupped'! you have all that firepower and you can't beat the lowly San Francisco 49ers??? I would call his ass in the office and tell him he had better get on the ball or his ass will be coaching in Transylvania!, pronto!

    Eagles got their ass kicked on MNF last night! Yaay! Nuff' said...

    Before the season is over someone is going to hit Michael Vick so hard it will take him almost two weeks to get his ass out of his mouth! Watch! He ran around on the Eagles D like he was a wild ass five year old at recess. (I sure wouldn't mind seeing Roy Williams light his ass up!)

    Hear this now... the Rams, Bears, Vikings(boi they looked sad), and Packers are all pretenders. Do not bet on these teams under any circumstances unless they are playing each other. The Vikings deserve what they get... you trade Randy Moss??? What idiot came up with that idea? Green Bay deserves what they get... because they have been living in the past and refuse to get younger. Oh, I almost forgot the Redskins too! I'm actually headed to Dallas this Monday night to see that ass whuppin' in person! :) Of course tune into ABC MNF and watch the halftime ceremonies. AIKMAN, IRVING & SMITH all inducted into the Cowboys Ring Of Honor at halftime. Excuse me, got a bit excited. Anyways, like I said the Redskins are shitty too! Plus their owner is a jerk, that has to count against them as well.

    I was in Los Angeles this past weekend... no wonder the Rams and the Raiders left!!! Besides the Hustler Store on Sunset, Shakey's pizza and a few fake ass celebrities, LA seemed kinda out of touch with the rest of the world. They can't support pro ball out there, they are too busy kissing the USC Trojans ass! Go Tennessee! (Vols not Titans) I would love to see a pro team in Las Vegas!!!! Heehee... The Las Vegas Gamblers!!!! The Las Vegas Hookers!!! Anything! :)

    Wait a minute Arizona... I didn't forget your tired ass squad. Kurt Warner may look like the answer but he's not. Hate to burst your bubble like that. Ya'll aint headed to the post season either, sorry!

    Back to the Deadskins-Bears game... i think that may have been the worst game of the year already. Final score 9-6! These two teams looked like bad jokes. Gibbs better fire it up soon and Lovie Smith too! Heads will roll this year all over the league.

    Enuff, enuff... i feel a strong urge to go and watch my favorite episode of assparade (featuring Flower) so I have no desire to write anymore. Until next week or whenever the mood strikes...

    Ciao, Kylan

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